We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
changing my boyfriend’s name to Eve so when i introduce him to my homophobic family they’d be like “the bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and…wait” and it’ll basically crush their beliefs because they can’t use an argument against that
And that’s ladies and gentlemen how you end homophobia
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.
My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.
If you cannot find a friend who is good, wise, and loving, walk alone, like a king who has renounced his kingdom, or an elephant roaming at will in the forest.